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There is a place called Redmond Town
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I went to have some fun
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It's been the ruin of many a girl
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And God I know I'm one

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I met a cool ope-rator there
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He goes from town to town
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En-ticing every gal like me
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And then he lets them down

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I par-took of all his schemes
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There were 9-8 you see
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Ad-dicted to his master mind
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I fell for that X-P

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His visions and vistas ruined my life
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The virus I could not shun
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I'm tired of fighting off mal-ware
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Oh Lord what have I done

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Now mothers tell your lovely ones
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That Redmond man to shun
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Send them off to Linux Town
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Or else they'll be un-done